" duct tape "

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1: Like The Force, duct tape has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

  * e.g.,  ... This lady just wrecked her car! Put some duct tape around it, before it gets messy. 

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1: shutting bitches up since 1942

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu" Person 2: wishes he had duct tape. 

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1: The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.

  * e.g.,  ... Much like Google, duct tape is God 

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1: A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability. Common uses include: -Taping people's mouths shut. -Binding people's hands and feet together. -Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape. -Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure). -An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal. -Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green). -Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it. -Instant Wart/Pimple removal. -Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea. -Seat-belts for those fidgety children. -Temporary car windows. -A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car. -Non-stick toilet seat cover. -Hair extensions.

  * e.g.,  ... Duct tape is also known as: hurricane tape, gun tape, gaffer/gaffa tape, speed tape, rigger's tape and power tape. 

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1: ...And on the 8th day god created duct tape. No more information is needed

  * e.g.,  ... duct tape = duck tape = gods third hand 

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1: (a.)Only one of the coolest things ever. If you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you're a guy or he and/or you are married).

  * e.g.,  ... (a.)girl-"Hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?" guy-"Yea, I think I'm gonna propose today!" girl-"Hey, aren't you married...and a guy?" guy-"Dangit!" 

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2: (b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.

  * e.g.,  ... (b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape! 

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1: (n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

  * e.g.,  ... Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape! 

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2: (v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.

  * e.g.,  ... Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles! 

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1: Duct tape is an awesome type of tape/adhesive that is usually silver but can come in many, many colors. It has tons and tons and tons of uses. You can do basically anything with it, from making wallets to fixing cars.(And those are only 2 of the most common uses.)

  * e.g.,  ... 1) We where in a car crash and we used Duct tape to temperarliy fix our car. 2)I made $75 from selling duct tape merchandise. 3)Yo, duct tape is so epic!!! 

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1: The wonderful, silvery substance that holds together my shoes, my purse, my jacket, my backpack, my books and my life.

  * e.g.,  ... I've worn mostly this one pair of shoes for two and a half years - they're more duct tape than shoe by now, but they work! 

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1: duct tape the 8th wonder of the world n fixes everything n everything n is great for makein bags, clothes, cell phone covers, etc...

  * e.g.,  ... Duct tape is the best invention ever!